Monday, December 04, 2006
he he he.....absolutely HILARIOUS...!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lazy me is back...!! took off college again..cannot wait for the twenty days of pure laziness that await me...nothing to blog about,so i was looking for ways to spice up my other 'oh-so-boring' blogs...!!! and while i was looking around,i came across this blog by some fellow chennaites (think madrasis sounds better)...and i read this post which was so incredibly hilarious that it made me literally roll on the floor with laughter...for the benefit of those of you who are too freakin lazy to go there and read it is...


On the road to Trivandrum
Coconut oil in my hair
Warm smell of avial
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a bright pink tube-light
My tummy rumbled, I felt weak and thin
I had to stop for a bite
There he stood in the doorway
Flicked his mundu in style
And I was thinking to myself
I don't like the look of his sinister smile
Then he lit up a petromax
Muttering "No power today"
More Mallus down the corridor
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace,
Plenty of bugs at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
It's infested here
It's infested here

His finger's stuck up his nostril
He's got a big, thick mustache
He makes an ugly, ugly noise
But that's just his laugh
Buxom girls clad in pavada
Eating banana chips
Some roll their eyes, and
Some roll their hips
I said to the manager
My room's full of mice
He said,
Don't worry, saar, I sending you
meen karri, brandy and ice
And still those voices were crying from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them pray

Save us from the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace
Trying to live at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
It is no surprise
It is no surprise (background)
That it swarms with flies

The blind man was pouring
Stale sambar on rice
And he said
We are all just actors here
In Silk Smitha-disguise
And in the dining chamber
We gathered for the feast
We stab it with our steely knives
But we just can't cut that beef
Last thing I remember
I was writhing on the floor
That cockroach in my appam-stew was the culprit,
I am sure
Relax, said the watchman
This enema will make you well
And his friends laughed as they held me down
God's Own Country? Oh, Hell!


Blogger The Dude had this to say:

ha! funny yes, but sadly I dont think I found it as funny as you, probably because Ive heard so many versions of this, like 'hotel karnal-ifornia', etc...

but funny all the same. nice blog, though the pink hurts the eyes a bit... dont stress on that, i just dont do too well with that colour...


2:33 PM 

Blogger rads had this to say:

lol, that was funny!! :)

9:40 PM 

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